Real Men Wear Pink HD

Also known as:  N/A

Developer: Time Killer Games Productions

When I booted up Real Men Wear Pink, I immediately groaned. I recognized the intro, the art-style…the guy who made Man Boobs Are Candy Corn made this. I expected the worst, and almost called off playing this. But, I gave it a shot anyway…and a miracle happened!! It’s not as bad as the other Time Killer Games title that I had played on the Ouya. It’s still awful, mind you, but at least this game is playable. The controls, while not great, are improved from the Candy Corn game. The level design is also slightly better. It’s like the developer learned their lesson…except that this game was released before the Candy Corn game. So not only did they not learn their lesson, their games got worse as time went on. Good golly. Anyway, if you absolutely must play one of this developer’s awful games, this is the best one that I’ve played. Though honestly, if it says Time Killer Games anywhere near the game, I’d probably just avoid it just to be safe.

Review added: 07/04/2021