Charlie's Angels

Also known as: N/A

Developer: Neko Entertainment

What a mess. Charlie’s Angels starts out logically...well, kind of. Okay, not really. I’m trying to praise it for giving players a reason why they’re playing a game as a bikini-clad lady brawling with folks on a beach. At the start of the game, there's a bikini contest on a beach. Thus, you find yourself playing as a participant, controlling a bikini-clad woman as she attacks people that seemingly wish to pummel her for no apparent reason…okay, it’s not that logical, but at least they explained the bikini-clad part with an appropriate setting. Not sure why she has to beat so many folks up, though. After the first level, though, the game gets lazy and makes zero effort to explain why the next lass that you control is in lingerie while brawling at a construction site...I believe that there are safety regulations that would prevent that in a workplace like a construction area. Mix the illogical stuff in with extremely poor animations and boring, awful combat that never seems to end, and you've got yourself one of the absolute worst brawlers that I have ever played in my life. Ring every bell that you can find so Charlie’s Angels can get their wings and fly far, far away from us all.

Review added: 07/13/2019