The Ren & Stimpy Show Presents: Stimpy's Invention

Also known as: N/A

Developer: Blue Sky Software

I remember Stimpy's Invention because I was invited to a friend's going-away party in 5th grade...When I got there it was all girls and myself. So, since I didn't feel like playing the Girl Talk boardgame, I was allowed to play their Genesis, which had this game in it. I proceeded to beat the game and horrify the owners since they had never been able to...either that or I just had really bad gas or something to frighten them…I can't remember. I suppose both of those statements could be true. They were horrified that I got further than they could, and I may have had a bit of a “dead otter floating in a river of sour milk” odor coming from my backside that day. Regardless of their cause of horror, I saw the ending of Stimpy’s Invention that day, my friends, and I was able to help the ladies of that household see it as well. Anyway, Stimpy's Invention is an awkward platformer that has a certain charm to it, but ultimately, it's not very good. I wish it was, but it simply isn’t. If you like bizarre games, or are a fan of the Ren and Stimpy Show, then you may find some enjoyment here. Everyone else will likely not be a fan.

Review added: 08/10/2019

Ristar

Also known as:  Ristar: The Shooting Star (Japan, South Korea)

Developer: Sega

Sega's treatment of Ristar has always been a bit of a mystery to me. Despite its positive critical reception and multiple re-releases, Sega has never attempted a sequel. While some games are best left without follow-ups, rather than run a concept into the ground to make a quick buck, it's surprising that in an industry obsessed with sequels and remakes, Ristar hasn't had a sequel. Initially, Ristar might seem like a Sonic the Hedgehog clone, especially with the Sonic-like level introductions. However, the gameplay quickly sets it apart. Unlike Sonic's speed-centric design, Ristar is slower-paced, emphasizing exploration. With no time limits and plenty to discover, players can leisurely explore each level. Ristar's unique ability to stretch its arms allows it to reach distant objects, catapult itself, or grab and slam enemies. This mechanic not only distinguishes Ristar from other games of its era but also remains a unique concept today. Without the stretching ability, Ristar would be a decent platformer, but with it, the game becomes one of the standout platformers of the 16-bit era.

Review added: 04/20/2025

Rocket Knight Adventures

Also known as:  N/A

Developer: Konami

Rocket Knight Adventures revolves around an opossum named Sparkster that is a member of the Rocket Knights, a group of fighters that use swords and jet packs. When the princess of the kingdom is abducted, Sparkster takes it upon himself to soar to her rescue. As Sparkster traverses the various levels in the game, he'll slash away at the enemies with his sword while also using his jet pack to both attack enemies and reach areas that would otherwise be impossible to reach. You've also got the need to sometimes use your tail to hang onto ledges and/or slide down ziplines. Of course, with a jet pack equipped, you've also got the side-scrolling levels where you're flying and slashing away at enemies as you fly by. The level variety is nice, and the bosses and mini-bosses that you encounter are all fun to battle against. Aside from the solid gameplay, Rocket Knight Adventures is also graphically impressive. Everything is colorful and varied, and the multiple explosions and humorous effects just help add personality to the game to enhance the gameplay even more. While not perfect, Rocket Knight Adventures is a very, very good game and well worth tracking down if you're a fan of 2D platformers. I bet it's opossum-ble for anyone to dislike….yeah, I'll end it on that.

Review added: 12/27/2024